We don't understand why you're not already convinced, but take a look at this very compelling argument for growing a beard.
"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one."
Take a picture of yourself everyday. At the end of month, compile the collection and produce a wicked awesome time lapse of your beard growth.
Shave portions of your whiskers every few days into different facial hair styles. For example the chin strap, copstache, mutton chops, chin strip, soul patch, fu manchu or the toothbrush.
