Do not shave in the month of November! Instead grow more bestial, brutish, and manly.
- You do not shave in November.
- You DO NOT shave in November.
- If you shave you are out.
- No trimming, no waxing.
- No shaving can go on as long as you want it to.
- Be part of the “in” crowd by doing what all the cool kids are doing.
- Real women like real men.
- Save money on shaving cream, razors and other accoutrement.
- Save time getting ready in the morning.
Need More Convincing?
We don’t understand why you’re not already convinced, but take a look at this very compelling argument for growing a beard.
- On average, whiskers grow 5.5 inches per year.
- Hans Langseth of Norway grew the longest beard ever recorded at 17′ 6″.
- The only guy without a beard in ZZ Top has the last name of “Beard.”
- The average man will spend 140 days of his life shaving.
“There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless – boys and women – and I am neither one.”
Fun in November
Take a picture of yourself everyday. At the end of month, compile the collection and produce a wicked awesome time lapse of your beard growth.
Fun in December
Shave portions of your whiskers every few days into different facial hair styles. For example the chin strap, copstache, mutton chops, chin strip, soul patch, fu manchu or the toothbrush.